Tuesday 31 July 2012

FIREMAN SAM BRAVE NEW RESCUES

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THE game was up for little Alfie Vargas when he got his hand stuck trying to reach a bouncy ball toy from a games machine.

The inquisitive toddler had to be rescued by firefighters when he shoved his hand up the chute where balls came out and couldn’t get it back out.

The three-year-old was chuffed to bits when his mum gave him a £1 to buy a bouncy ball from a machine in a cafe in Hartlepool.

Minutes later, however, he was squealing for help after trying to reach for the colourful balls himself.

A fire crew and ambulance rushed to his aid, at the West Quay, and it took them more than two hours to pull his tiny hand free.

Worried mum Sharon Parkin, 36, of Horden, Peterlee, County Durham, said: “Alfie went over to the ball machine with his cousin and had put his £1 coin in but a ball didn’t come out.

“So without me seeing, he quickly put his hand into the bit where the ball comes out and reached inside, but he got trapped.

Sunday 29 July 2012

ROMANTIC ENGLISH LOVE SONGS 2012

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Video, A History Of Wooing Women, Cdza, History Of Wooing Women, Musical History Wooing Women, Romantic Songs, Romantic Songs Mashup, Romantic Songs Through History, Songs To Romance Women, Songs To Woo Women, Wooing Women, Wooing Women Songs, Women News

From Frank Sinatra to Lil Wayne? According experimental music video group,CDZA, this is how far romantic music has come between the '50s and the present day. To prove it, CDZA made a video titled "History of Wooing Women" to showcase the evolution.

The mashup begins with The Platters' classic "Only You," which was released in 1955 and takes viewers on a musical tour from then until 2010, where we end with Enrique Iglesias' slightly less classy "Tonight (I'm F**kin' You)." Whereas dudes used to try to "hold your hand" and tell you that "you're just too good to be true," now they just let you know that they'd like to "do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" and wish you'd "back that a** up." Oh, progress...

Other artists covered in this incredible video include: The Beatles, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Billy Joel, The Police, Peter Gabriel, Tenacious D, Ying Yang Twins, Eminem and Akon. Are there any other songs you wish CDZA had included?

Friday 27 July 2012

new pakistani funny clip 2012 so enjoy enjoy more commedy available
funny clips Welcome to the largest collection of funny sms. You can seen these funny sms to pakistan and india. Send these mobile funny sms message to your friends and enjoy. Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.Mai...

Tuesday 24 July 2012

FUNNY SMS

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1: funny sms

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

2: funny sms

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

funny sms

When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you…

…

3: funny sms

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..

Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti

Teacher shocked… :
…

4: funny sms

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

5: funny sms

1 sardar k ghar dost aya
to sardar bola:
Kya piyo ge
tea ya bottle?

Dost:
Bottle

Sardar:
pepsi ya fanta?

Dost:
pepsi

Sardar:
glass me ya bottle me?

Dost:
glass me

Sardar:
sheeshay ka ya plastic ka?

Dost:
sheeshay ka

Sardar:
design wala ya saada?

Dost:
design wala

Sardar:
flower wala ya butterfly wala?

Dost:
flower wala

Sardar:
gulab ya chameli?

Dost:
gulab

Sardar:
red wala ya white?

Dost:
white
.
.
.
Sardar:
Sorry yar
woh to nhi hai.

6: funny sms

School vs University

School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,

School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,

School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,

School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar

School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri

Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

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TOM N JERRY

This little-seen and remembered, Hanna-Barbera produced, ABC Saturday Morning 1975-77 revival of the 1940-58/1961-67 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer cartoon short series featuring the Academy Award-winning cat and mouse duo has been my all-time favorite version for many years. In fact, it's my all-time favorite Hanna-Barbera cartoon. Period. And this is the world's first and only known web site devoted solely to the preservation and perpetuation of the 1975 version of Tom and Jerry! Here, in a much toned down, non-violent, Yogi Bear/Boo Boo-esque format (in order to satisfy ABC-TV Broadcast Standards and Practices), the long-popular Tom and Jerry, after years of rivalry, have become the best of friends (and Jerry dons a red bowtie, so the animators would be able to "fragment" his movements), in episodes wherein they roamed the world competing in sports, enduring on-the-job misadventures, running afoul of dastardly villains, solving mysteries and helping others. Having purchased rights from MGM to produce new Tom & Jerry cartoons for TV,

William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, T&J's brainchildren, screened some of their best MGM theatrical-era T&Js for ABC execs. They laughed heartily at the antics of T&J then sighed because it was a shame that network Broadcast Standards and Practices rule out such violence on Saturday Mornings, and thus begatThe New Tom & Jerry Show. But, out of respect for the characters who helped them pave the way for their newfound careers, H&B refused to cure Tom and Jerry of their all-too familiar trait: their uncanny inability to speak. Except for an occasional gulp, chuckle, gasp, pant, shriek and mumble provided by veteran Hanna-Barbera voice actor John Stephenson, Thomas "Tom" Cat and Gerald "Jerry" Mouse were entitled to their right to remain silent. (After all, theydid win 7 Oscars, didn't they? It's the least they could do!) And Spike (seen @ right), a recurring regular in the T&J theatrical releases, was also brought back by HB to be a recurring regular on New Tom & Jerry. Trivia footnote: New Tom & Jerry's animation director, Ed Barge, and key animator Ken Muse had a history with Hanna-Barbera and Tom and Jerry: they animated the bulk of the classic Hanna-Barbera MGM T&J shorts in the 1940s and '50s; the late Xerographer Robert "Tiger" West worked for MGM as an assistant on the T&J cartoons between 1950 and 1953.

Saturday 21 July 2012

Zara Hut Kay 14 August

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Friday 20 July 2012

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Wednesday 18 July 2012

DESI PAKISTANI FUNNY CLIPS

watch full masti fr this fr more visit website if u can watach latest videos songs n fanny clips pictures
n wallpapers n cartoon n funny sms so enjoy ur self

AEY KHUDA_KHIZA FEAT

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I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

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sun zara sun zara
aye khuda sun zara
kia bhalaa kia bura hai
tu bata ....
kyun mere saath yeh
tunay aisa kia
na mujhay saath koi bhi milaaaa

ohohhhooohohohooooooo

[waaday bhi jhoote
sapnay bhi tootay
aisa bhi kia hua
meri wafaoun ka yeh sila hai
ya thi meri khata]x2

seh lya seh lya
jo bhi tunay dya
ab nahi dil ko koi bhi gilla
kyun mere saath yeh
tunay aisa kia
na mujhay saath koi bhi milaaaa

ohohhhooohohohooooooo

[raatein na kat'ti
palkein tapakti
kuch saamne dikha
phir dharkanon ko maine kaha hai
zinda hon kia bata]x2

shukrya shukrya
jo bhi teri razaaa
bas yehi meri dil se hai dua
kyun mere saath yeh
tunay aisa kiaaa
na mujhay saath koi bhi milaaaaa

ohohhhooohohohooooooo

Tuesday 17 July 2012

asif feat songs & rahat fateh ali

M wari jawan atif aslam

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The Main Waari Jaavan Lyrics from Tere Naal Love Ho Gaya. The film stars Ritesh Deshmukh and Genelia D’Souza. The romantic comedy has been directed by Mandeep Kumar and the music is composed by Sajid-Wajid. Lyrics have been penned by Mayur Puri and the song has been sung by Atif Aslam, Shreya Ghosal.

Check out the Main Waari Jaavan Lyrics

Main Waari Jaavan Lyrics Details

Song Title: Main Waari Jaavan Music Director: Sachin, Jigar Lyricist : Mayur Puri Singer(s): Atif Aslam, Shreya Ghosal

LYRICS

Main Wari Jawan Main Wari Jawan Saathon Ki Hoya Ek kasoor re Main Wari Jawan Main Wari Jawan Dil To Hoya Majboor Main Wari Jawan.. Main Wari Jawan

Chuliya Tune Lab Se Ankho Ko Mannate Puri Tumse Hi Main Wari Jawan

Tu Mile Jahan Mera Jahan Hai Waha Rounake Sari Tumse Hi

Ho..Chuliya Tune Lab Se Ankho Ko Mannate Puri Tumse Hi Tumile Jahan Mera Jahan Hai Waha Rounake Sari Tumse Hi. Piya O Re Piya… Piya Re Piya Re Piya.. Piya O Re Piya… Piya Re Piya Re Piya..

Piya O Re Piya…In Duriyo Ne Nazdiki Yose Sauda Koi Kar Liya Ho..O..O Chupke Nigahone Dil Se Ishk Ka Wada Koi Kar Liya. Main Wari Jawan Main wari Jawan Saatho Ki Hoya Ek kasoor Re Sau Sau Tarose Bhar Ke Ye Daman Le Chal Mujhe Kahi Dur..

Piya Re Piya Re Piya.. Piya O Re Piya…

Koi Kami si Thi Jeene Mein Jana Yeh Humne Kahan Aise Mile ho Jaise Humpe Ho Mehereban Yeh khuda

ho..Main Wari Jawan Main Wari Jawan Saathon Ki Hoya Ek Soor Re

Rab Di Marzi hai Apna yeh Milna Barsa hai Hum pe Uska Noor

Piya O Re Piya… Piya Re Piya Re Piya..

Akon new album songs

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Aliaune Damala Badara Akon Thiam (born April 16, 1973), professionally known as simply Akon, is a Senegalese American R&B and hip hop recording artist, songwriter,record producer and businessman.^[1] He rose to prominence in 2004 following the release of "Locked Up", the first single from his debut album Trouble.

He has since founded two successful record labels, Konvict Muzik and Kon Live Distribution. His second album, "Konvicted" received three nominations for the Grammy Awards in two categories, Best Contemporary R&B Album for "Konvicted" album and Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for "Smack That" and "I Wanna Love You". He is the first solo artist to hold both the number one and two spots simultaneously on the Billboard Hot 100 charts 'twice'.^[2]

Akon often sings hooks for other artists and is currently credited with over 300 guest appearances and more than 35 Billboard Hot 100 songs. He has worked with numerous performers such as Michael Jackson, Quincy Jones, Eminem, Whitney Houston, Lil Wayne, 50 Cent, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Gwen Stefani, Snoop Dogg, Wonder Girls and many more artists. He has had five Grammy Awards nominations and has produced many hits for artists such as Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis, Kardinal Offishall and Leona Lewis.Lady Gaga and T-Pain are two artists who were given their chance at fame by Akon.

According to Forbes, Akon grossed $13 million in 2011, $21 million in 2010, $20 million in 2009 and $12 million in 2008. Forbes ranked Akon 80th (Power Rank) in Forbes Celebrity 100; in 2010^[3] and 5th in 40 Most Powerful Celebrities in Africa list; in 2011.^[4] Billboard ranked Akon No. 6 on the list of Top Digital Songs Artists of the decade.^[5]

Monday 16 July 2012

waderay ka beta new song

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Sayeen – perhaps currently the most used word by the Pakistani youth online. The craze started when the enthusiastic Pakistani Stand up Comedian Ali Gul Pir released his first song ‘Waderai Ka Beta’ online. The song quickly became an instant hit and met with a positive feedback by the music fans all over Pakistan. Due to urge of his fans to know more about the inner Ali, the famed singer finally managed to take some time about his moments of writing down the lyrics and shooting the music video.

Ali Gul Pir has revealed in a recent interview that he once woke up and began to pen down the clever and catchy lyrics for the song ‘Waderai Ka Beta’. Within just two hours, the song was born. Ali later discussed the concept of the song with his friends and eventually began working on it. The music video was shot entirely in Karachi, mainly near the Sea View Area, and was edited by Ali’s friend, Raza Arif. The production management was under the control of Usama Sami. After hard effort on the theme, music and the video, the song was finally uploaded online.

Upon its online release, the song gained quite a huge popularity and the name Ali Gul Pir gained an overnight success. Ali Gul Pir, by means of email and texts, later thanked in the interview to all the fans for making a dream come true. As of now, the song has received more than nine hundred thousand hits and soon it will hit the milestone of a million views.

Sunday 15 July 2012

Cocktail (2012) MP4 Movie Songs

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Cocktail Song Lyrics Details

Album Title: Cocktail Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty Lyrics: Irshad Kamil Singers who have sung 7 Cocktail songs: Neeraj Shridhar, Kavita Seth, Benny Dayal, Shalmali Kholgade, Shilpa Rao, Mohan Kanan, Neha Kakkar, Miss Pooja, Nakash Aziz, Javed Bashir, Anupam Amod, Masuma Anwar, Sahir Ali Bagga, Harshdeep Kaur, Arif Lohar, Sunidhi Chauhan, Arijit Singh, Anupam Amod, Masuma Anwar, Sahir Ali Bagga Total Album Runtime (mm:ss): 44:22

Movie: Cocktail (2012) Director: Homi Adajania Starcast: Saif Ali Khan, Deepika Padukone, Diana Penty, Dimple Kapadia, Boman Irani Producer: Saif Ali Khan, Dinesh Vijan, Sunil Lulla Banner: Illuminati Films, Eros International Release Date: July 13th 2012 For more details: Cocktail Movie Page

If you find any mistakes in the Cocktail Lyrics, please drop a message in the comments section below. We will get it corrected as soon as possible.

Tumhi Ho Bandhu cocktail song 2012

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Tumhi Ho Bandhu Lyrics Details

Song Title: Tumhi Ho Bandhu Music Director: Pritam Chakraborty Lyricist: Irshad Kamil Singer(s): Neeraj Shridhar

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Yaara tere sadke Ishq sikha Main toh aayi jug tuj ke Ishq sikha Main toh yaara tere sadke Ishq sikha Main toh aayi jug tuj ke Ishq sikha

Jab yaar kare parwaah meri Mujhe kya parwaah iss duniya ki Jug mujhpe lagaye pabandi Main hoon hi nahi iss duniya ki