FUNNY SMS
funny sms
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1: funny sms
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
2: funny sms
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
funny sms
When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…
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3: funny sms
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
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4: funny sms
Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
5: funny sms
1 sardar k ghar dost aya
to sardar bola:
Kya piyo ge
tea ya bottle?
to sardar bola:
Kya piyo ge
tea ya bottle?
Dost:
Bottle
Bottle
Sardar:
pepsi ya fanta?
pepsi ya fanta?
Dost:
pepsi
pepsi
Sardar:
glass me ya bottle me?
glass me ya bottle me?
Dost:
glass me
glass me
Sardar:
sheeshay ka ya plastic ka?
sheeshay ka ya plastic ka?
Dost:
sheeshay ka
sheeshay ka
Sardar:
design wala ya saada?
design wala ya saada?
Dost:
design wala
design wala
Sardar:
flower wala ya butterfly wala?
flower wala ya butterfly wala?
Dost:
flower wala
flower wala
Sardar:
gulab ya chameli?
gulab ya chameli?
Dost:
gulab
gulab
Sardar:
red wala ya white?
red wala ya white?
Dost:
white
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Sardar:
Sorry yar
woh to nhi hai.
white
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Sardar:
Sorry yar
woh to nhi hai.
6: funny sms
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
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